Monday, July 4, 2011

Education reformer develops computer game punishes students with electric shock of 100 volts for picking wrong answers!



the Testinator 5000
Education reformer Myron Miner latest gaget to enhance the learning experience of  public school children.
 "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Testinator 5000.   This piece of state of the art technology will help to usher in a golden age of technology by using advanced computer instruction originally developed by NASA to prepare our students for even the most difficult of standardized testing. "
 "For only $250 plus $90 for each 1001 question booklet, the students answer questions, but what makes it interesting is if they get the answer correct, they are rewarded with a green light and a pleasing bell sound.   If the student picks the wrong answer they are punished with a red light, a harsh sounding buzzer, and a minor electric shock of about 100 volts.  By contrast a police taser is 50,000 volts." 



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